my life I swear!
This morning as every morning I take the trash out and take my dog for a walk and notice that the whole street is filled with trucks, they are shooting a movie on melrose. I dump the trash in the dumpster and continue walking... when I come back home my roomate who appears to be hung over and distressed, she is frantically looking under the couch with a flashlight, she asks me if I've seen her car keys, "no sorry" I reply.
she start looking in the kitchen garbage, I ask her what on earth she's doing? , she gives me a hung over -smile and says:" I think I trashed them, where is the trash?" to which I reply "downstairs in the dumpster " and I'm thinking "she's not going to dig the dumpster is she?" well... I look at the window and What I see is : her head in the dumpster , her arms in a swimming motion among the trash, her fat ass hanging from the edge of the dumpster, her legs up in the air and.... the whole film crew around her watching to what seems to be a much better scene then whatever they were filming and I'm up there pissing myself laughing.
she start looking in the kitchen garbage, I ask her what on earth she's doing? , she gives me a hung over -smile and says:" I think I trashed them, where is the trash?" to which I reply "downstairs in the dumpster " and I'm thinking "she's not going to dig the dumpster is she?" well... I look at the window and What I see is : her head in the dumpster , her arms in a swimming motion among the trash, her fat ass hanging from the edge of the dumpster, her legs up in the air and.... the whole film crew around her watching to what seems to be a much better scene then whatever they were filming and I'm up there pissing myself laughing.