I'll juke you, man
1. your full name- Ashlee Brooke Merritt
2. parents' first names- Karen, Jason, Brian, Debby.
3. what songs do you sing in the shower?- SLANGIN' IN MY WHITE TEE! Lmao.
4. what did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?- Something from under the bed.
5. when and why did you last vomit?- This past Wednesday night. Some kind of bug.
6. whats in your pockets right now?- Just my cellphone
7. what color are your bedroom walls?- Plain white. I live in my mother's house and she wants white walls.
8. last thing that made you laugh?- When this black guy that I work with called.
9. nicknames your parents call you- My dad calls me babygirl, my stepmom calls me problem, my mom calls me Brooke Counts.(Counts is her maiden name.), My stepdad doesn't matter.
10. best bed sheets you had as a child - They were always white.
11. favorite childhood pet- My all black dog named Gorilla.
12. any pets now?- I have another all black dog named Boo.
13. others describe your ass as- Ghetto
14. do you like your teeth?- Yes, they're straight
15. inny or an outty?- Inny, outties are for pregnant people.
16. things you shout to stupid drivers- Move, bitch. You have no business driving. Fucking moron. The list goes on. My road rage is not comparable.
17. favorite bathroom- Any non-public bathroom. I have a phobia.
18. bake or broil?- Anything but fried. Too much fat.
19. black olives or green olives?- Neither. Fuck that nasty shit.
20. what kind of phone do you own?- A little silver LG c1200 flip phone.
21. whats one of the strangest thing you ever chewed on?- Ummm, memory is not capable of thinking about that.
22. is your music kept in a particular order?- Nope. I just count them to keep up.
23. where do you get your film developed?- If I was to get film developed it would be at Wal-mart.
24. if your skin could be any color of the rainbow, what would you choose?- PuRpLe
25. where did you go to pre-school?- I didn't.
26. strangest drug experience- They were all pretty normal. I don't do stupid shit.
27. favorite weather- No rain, comfortable temperature, sun not too bright.
28. describe your fingernails- They look normal to me.
29. last time you had to go to the hospital?- Wednesday night.
30. worst injury you've ever had- When I broke my arm. That's as bad as it gets.
31. how do you like your chocolate?- Between my legs. Lmao. I should stop.
32. favorite kind of tape- Duct tape. Uh duh. It fixes anything. "Duct it."
33. favorite thing to write or draw with- Lead pencil. Gel pen.
34. last movie you rented?- Day after tommorrow, The Village, Maria full of grace.
35. last movie you went to see- Damn, it's been awhile.
36. were you a thumb sucker?- Nope, I was not.
37. how old are you?- 19, turning 20 on July 20th.
38- what are your dreams usually like?- Usually, they're about me sexing it up with this beautiful man. And yes, he is a real man, no he is not a fantasy. I love that man.
39. hallucinations?- Can't say I've had any.
40. worst hotel you've ever been in- I don't stay in them often and I've never had to complain.
41. best vacation- Panama City, Florida.
42. what languages can you speak?- English. That's it. I'm not very educated.
43. favorite house?- My dad's house. It was built in 1901. It's big and beautiful.
44. favorite mode of transportation- My Honda Accord LX 5 speed, baby! I live for that shit.
45. favorite place to swim- I don't care for swimming too much.
46. last porno you saw- Some Jenna Jameson one I found at my house.
47. last song you listened to- "Violet"-Hole
48. favorite kitchen utensil- Knives. They're locked away in my house. I can't have them ever since I threatened my stepbrother with one.
49. favorite driving songs- Something I can dance to so people can look at me like i'm crazy.
50. what will you be doing tomorrow?- Going to rehab from 9-2, coming home to get ready for work, working from 5-11, going home to sleep.
So, the outcome of my court date.
12 months probation with random drug test
40 hours of community service
5 page report on the dangers of drug use
5page report on the dangers of speeding
1050$ fine to be paid in full within 120 days
44$ monthly probation fee
Continue rehab.
Rehab: No longer voluntary, now mandatory.
Brooke
2. parents' first names- Karen, Jason, Brian, Debby.
3. what songs do you sing in the shower?- SLANGIN' IN MY WHITE TEE! Lmao.
4. what did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?- Something from under the bed.
5. when and why did you last vomit?- This past Wednesday night. Some kind of bug.
6. whats in your pockets right now?- Just my cellphone
7. what color are your bedroom walls?- Plain white. I live in my mother's house and she wants white walls.
8. last thing that made you laugh?- When this black guy that I work with called.
9. nicknames your parents call you- My dad calls me babygirl, my stepmom calls me problem, my mom calls me Brooke Counts.(Counts is her maiden name.), My stepdad doesn't matter.
10. best bed sheets you had as a child - They were always white.
11. favorite childhood pet- My all black dog named Gorilla.
12. any pets now?- I have another all black dog named Boo.
13. others describe your ass as- Ghetto
14. do you like your teeth?- Yes, they're straight
15. inny or an outty?- Inny, outties are for pregnant people.
16. things you shout to stupid drivers- Move, bitch. You have no business driving. Fucking moron. The list goes on. My road rage is not comparable.
17. favorite bathroom- Any non-public bathroom. I have a phobia.
18. bake or broil?- Anything but fried. Too much fat.
19. black olives or green olives?- Neither. Fuck that nasty shit.
20. what kind of phone do you own?- A little silver LG c1200 flip phone.
21. whats one of the strangest thing you ever chewed on?- Ummm, memory is not capable of thinking about that.
22. is your music kept in a particular order?- Nope. I just count them to keep up.
23. where do you get your film developed?- If I was to get film developed it would be at Wal-mart.
24. if your skin could be any color of the rainbow, what would you choose?- PuRpLe
25. where did you go to pre-school?- I didn't.
26. strangest drug experience- They were all pretty normal. I don't do stupid shit.
27. favorite weather- No rain, comfortable temperature, sun not too bright.
28. describe your fingernails- They look normal to me.
29. last time you had to go to the hospital?- Wednesday night.
30. worst injury you've ever had- When I broke my arm. That's as bad as it gets.
31. how do you like your chocolate?- Between my legs. Lmao. I should stop.
32. favorite kind of tape- Duct tape. Uh duh. It fixes anything. "Duct it."
33. favorite thing to write or draw with- Lead pencil. Gel pen.
34. last movie you rented?- Day after tommorrow, The Village, Maria full of grace.
35. last movie you went to see- Damn, it's been awhile.
36. were you a thumb sucker?- Nope, I was not.
37. how old are you?- 19, turning 20 on July 20th.
38- what are your dreams usually like?- Usually, they're about me sexing it up with this beautiful man. And yes, he is a real man, no he is not a fantasy. I love that man.
39. hallucinations?- Can't say I've had any.
40. worst hotel you've ever been in- I don't stay in them often and I've never had to complain.
41. best vacation- Panama City, Florida.
42. what languages can you speak?- English. That's it. I'm not very educated.
43. favorite house?- My dad's house. It was built in 1901. It's big and beautiful.
44. favorite mode of transportation- My Honda Accord LX 5 speed, baby! I live for that shit.
45. favorite place to swim- I don't care for swimming too much.
46. last porno you saw- Some Jenna Jameson one I found at my house.
47. last song you listened to- "Violet"-Hole
48. favorite kitchen utensil- Knives. They're locked away in my house. I can't have them ever since I threatened my stepbrother with one.
49. favorite driving songs- Something I can dance to so people can look at me like i'm crazy.
50. what will you be doing tomorrow?- Going to rehab from 9-2, coming home to get ready for work, working from 5-11, going home to sleep.
So, the outcome of my court date.
12 months probation with random drug test
40 hours of community service
5 page report on the dangers of drug use
5page report on the dangers of speeding
1050$ fine to be paid in full within 120 days
44$ monthly probation fee
Continue rehab.
Rehab: No longer voluntary, now mandatory.
Brooke