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I watched Casino Royale yesterday at Tristans, and it was pretty damn good. This James Bond is a ruthless psycho and has a heart of darkness, I can appreciate that.
It got me thinking about how dumb the other james bond movies are, so I've decided to write my own.
In my movie, James Bond is wooing a girl on a gun shaped bed, then a man with a gold head runs in and tries to shoot him. He escapes just in time by using the girls knickers as a flying fox on a telephone line while clutching his martini.
The main villain (Captain Von DR spider) is trying to steal space, but James bond throws his pen at him and it turns into a jail and arrests him (whatever). Then Moneypenny says an obvious sexual inuendo and Q ironically dies in a car accident since he's about a million years old.
somewhere in between there, the dude with the gold head falls into a volcano filled with scorpians. He probably has a suitcase filled with launch codes handcuffed to him, who knows.
case solved.
It got me thinking about how dumb the other james bond movies are, so I've decided to write my own.
In my movie, James Bond is wooing a girl on a gun shaped bed, then a man with a gold head runs in and tries to shoot him. He escapes just in time by using the girls knickers as a flying fox on a telephone line while clutching his martini.
The main villain (Captain Von DR spider) is trying to steal space, but James bond throws his pen at him and it turns into a jail and arrests him (whatever). Then Moneypenny says an obvious sexual inuendo and Q ironically dies in a car accident since he's about a million years old.
somewhere in between there, the dude with the gold head falls into a volcano filled with scorpians. He probably has a suitcase filled with launch codes handcuffed to him, who knows.
case solved.