Funny
Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!!
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
you are a few stripes short of a zebra
your like a a giant wedgie... just one big pain in my ass!
She's so flat the walls are jealous!
Why don't you go put a condom on ur head, cuz if ur gonna act like a dick, you might as well look like one too!
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!!
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!!
***ThIs Is A RaKe AnD ShOvEl CoNvErSaTiOn, No HoEs AlLoWeD!!! ***
This iz a A and B conversation so C your way out b4 D and E come and F you up!!!
It takes me 42 muscles to frown, but it takes me only four to raise my middle finger and say, "Bite me."
ur moms like a hardware store...10 centz a screw
!!U r so hairy ur nipples have afros!!
You're Easier Than A Two Piece Jigsaw Puzzle!
God created man first, then he had a better idea.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
you are a few stripes short of a zebra
your like a a giant wedgie... just one big pain in my ass!
She's so flat the walls are jealous!
Why don't you go put a condom on ur head, cuz if ur gonna act like a dick, you might as well look like one too!
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!!
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!!
***ThIs Is A RaKe AnD ShOvEl CoNvErSaTiOn, No HoEs AlLoWeD!!! ***
This iz a A and B conversation so C your way out b4 D and E come and F you up!!!
It takes me 42 muscles to frown, but it takes me only four to raise my middle finger and say, "Bite me."
ur moms like a hardware store...10 centz a screw
!!U r so hairy ur nipples have afros!!
You're Easier Than A Two Piece Jigsaw Puzzle!
God created man first, then he had a better idea.