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I am twenty three years old and the most exciting thing that happened to me today was a pack of dogs running towards my car while driving to a friend's. To be fair to myself, it did nearly cause me to crash. My parents always told me never to swerve when an animal runs in front of me, but that's a fight against instinct that many lose. I had a moment of control loss in which the trees on the side of the rode spiralled closer and closer. I didn't have my expected epiphany until later in the day while shopping for a new shower curtain-Firstly, it would have been a godawful cliched way to die. Secondly, I felt a tint of regret that I gained enough control to miss that tree.
What do you mean...different program?
Do not use internet explorer, mom. Instead of the blue E, click the blue ball with fire on it.
I have no idea what you mean.
Ok mom, do you see all the icons on the desktop?
Amanda, no! I have no idea what you are saying. I see NO "icons"
The blue E is an icon, do you see that?
Dont be a smartass. Yes I see the blue E.
Ok, keep looking down. See the blue ball with fire?
Yes
Click on it.
Now what do I do? Why isnt hotmail up?
I didnt put hotmail as the homepage yet. Just type in hotmail.com at the top.
I dont see a top Amanda. I see msn.com.
Delete msn.com and type in hotmail.com.
Mom?
Ah yes, seems to be working now. You have completely screwed up this computer you know.
It was Katherine mom.
Whatever. Fix it!
Im trying every day mom.
Ill talk to you later. Love you.
Love you too.