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Meet Oliver Perez, a 25-year-old from Mexico, left-handed starting pitcher for the New York Mets. One of these days he's going to drastically injure himself when he leaps over the foul line on his way back to the dugout and I will cry. Have some pictures, even though I'm sure no one actually cares.




In pinstripes.






In black.



In white. (Scintillating commentary, huh?)









In grey.


















Sad Oliver.






Watch him leap!





















And he bats.