don't you all wish she was your mom.
so my mom is harlarious. i mean it. i think she forgot i was on the phone. i guess she hasn't slept for like three days and has lost all short term memory. mom: "so there was this black bobcat on katt's bed and then there was a sering" me: "mom there are no bobcat's in your house...maybe it was our house cat johnny, who is black" *laughs till she cries* or the time when we were talking about me taking classes in the spring and she says :where are they?" me:"what?" her:"what are they?" me:"what?" mom:"the wires, where do they go...oh sorry i just started to think about work and got confused" she's funnier than anyone on drugs. and my favorite at the moment mom: "so i lost the wieght my doctor told me to but my leg STILL HURTS...fucking obese my ass. i wieght 155 but i lost all the weight in my legs. do you know what i look like? i look like a FUCKING BUMBLE BEE! it's like ohhhh scrawny legs and then BOOM!" ok so i definitly think she forgot about me...