My, my, all those...gentlemanly qualities you seem to exhibit on a daily basis do belie this aspect of yours, but this revelation is most definitely a welcome surprise.
Non non, I believe there has been a slight misunderstanding, Monsieur Friedhof. I am very much of a perfect gentleman around the clock. But please, if you ever get the feeling that I might be insulting you or otherwise treating you poorly, do tell. After all, such a mistake would make a grave flaw to my otherwise spotless repertoire.
...well, I shall keep that in mind then. Though I must admit that your...performance of a gentleman has been nothing but exceptional thus far. It would be undoubtedly satisfying to see you maintain your act from hereon.
It was merely a figure of speech. Please pay no heed to it. I would be the last person to doubt the authenticity of your courteous behavior. [Never to falter - even when consumption of human parts are involved, it seems.]
This is a rather intriguing portrait of me, I must admit, Monsieur Friedhof.
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I do hope that you're not overtly offended at the...artistic liberties taken with your image.
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Honestly, I am quite flattered by this, Monsieur.
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I am certainly glad to hear that.
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Though, one more thing, Monsieur, it's not a performance. Why would I need to act out such a thing when it is very much in my nature, oui?
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