I'd laugh if it weren't too close to true...
We Are Respectable Negroes asks:
What Would US History Look Like If Written By Texas and Arizona?
"1660-1800-Triangular Atlantic trade continues to bring wealth and prosperity to America while giving opportunities to new immigrants."
"1776-War for Independence against the tyrannical, evil British empire. Colonists suffer oppression that is unprecedented in human history. Minutemen singlehandedly defeat the evil British Empire in 1783."
"1848-Mexico, in an act of friendship following their humiliation at the Alamo by the great Republic of Texas, gives their territories to the United States."
"1906-Using the Antiquities Act, Theodore Roosevelt establishes the National Park System. In one bold stroke Roosevelt establishes Socialist policies that steal land from the American people."
"1941-Patriotic Japanese Americans volunteer to place themselves in gated communities so that America will be safe from Imperial Japan."
"1974-Phyllis Schlafly, pioneer for the rights of women, takes a stand against evil Leftist feminists who want to ban motherhood, force mothers to work at jobs outside the home, join the military, become lesbians, and receive advanced educations which they do not need."
"2010-Barack Obama remains President although his rule is illegitimate. Brave patriots such as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh continue to lead the people’s resistance against his tyrannical rule."
I really do wish I could laugh.
What Would US History Look Like If Written By Texas and Arizona?
"1660-1800-Triangular Atlantic trade continues to bring wealth and prosperity to America while giving opportunities to new immigrants."
"1776-War for Independence against the tyrannical, evil British empire. Colonists suffer oppression that is unprecedented in human history. Minutemen singlehandedly defeat the evil British Empire in 1783."
"1848-Mexico, in an act of friendship following their humiliation at the Alamo by the great Republic of Texas, gives their territories to the United States."
"1906-Using the Antiquities Act, Theodore Roosevelt establishes the National Park System. In one bold stroke Roosevelt establishes Socialist policies that steal land from the American people."
"1941-Patriotic Japanese Americans volunteer to place themselves in gated communities so that America will be safe from Imperial Japan."
"1974-Phyllis Schlafly, pioneer for the rights of women, takes a stand against evil Leftist feminists who want to ban motherhood, force mothers to work at jobs outside the home, join the military, become lesbians, and receive advanced educations which they do not need."
"2010-Barack Obama remains President although his rule is illegitimate. Brave patriots such as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh continue to lead the people’s resistance against his tyrannical rule."
I really do wish I could laugh.