To certain store owners
Dear Walking Slime Molds,
Fuck you. Fuck you for being a bunch of selfish, short-sighted, money-grubbing pricks and breaking street date. Fuck you for spitting on two companies who, for all the hair-tearingly stupid moves they've made, were actually doing right by their customers in this instance. Fuck you for making it possible for a major event tie-in to be spoiled, torrented, and posted around the net a week early, thereby fucking over the honest shops. And fuck you for your hypocrisy. I hope every single one of you is ratted out and fined into oblivion. I hope 2010 sees the rise of digital comics and a K-T event for the direct market. And I hope you all get coal in your stocking this year.
No love,
Me
Fuck you. Fuck you for being a bunch of selfish, short-sighted, money-grubbing pricks and breaking street date. Fuck you for spitting on two companies who, for all the hair-tearingly stupid moves they've made, were actually doing right by their customers in this instance. Fuck you for making it possible for a major event tie-in to be spoiled, torrented, and posted around the net a week early, thereby fucking over the honest shops. And fuck you for your hypocrisy. I hope every single one of you is ratted out and fined into oblivion. I hope 2010 sees the rise of digital comics and a K-T event for the direct market. And I hope you all get coal in your stocking this year.
No love,
Me