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Jun 16, 2004 08:56

for your amusement...a story...

as two girls walked into studio three, someone anonymously fired a shot heard around the world. thats when the face that launched a thousand ships was born. what a beauty. there goes the first tower. well at least the lion slept that night. in the meadow snow white danced with the killer bunny. Ahhh. and there was much rejoicing. so the sheriff arrested her and took her down town for questioning. well, he said, life is like a box of marshmellows. that was about the time robin hood swung by and stole the sheriffs badge and snow whites shoe buckles to give to the poor. id say that highwayman came dancing, not riding. can you hear me now? he screamed. no time to give the peace sign when you are run over by a mob of protesters. whatd the government do this time? will they ever learn; no one wants a layered onion, all they want is parfait. well ill pay the rent. my hero. screw the heroes, im having fish tonight. even so, with a salmon hanging from her mouth, she untied the handsome prince seconds before the train rolled through. ribbit, he thanked her. and hopped away. hey, here comes the sun. and i say. its all good. cuz its all free. evil laugh. well you get what you pay for. and thats exactly what he told me, said snow white. the bunny is not really a killer, just a little insane. you are the insane one, thought the sheriff. RUNAWAY!!! barney is chasing me. hold up, he must check his away messages first. well i dont love you! u didnt even send me a message when i was away. o well, ill just sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song. so the cow jumped over the moon and he and the fork lived unhappily ever after...

THE END
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