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jiffles September 1 2011, 13:30:54 UTC
[ABSOLUTE WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE

He's crying and yelping like the hopeless little wimp he is! Probably crying out for his mother in whichever way he can, too. No better way to pull out words from him than by making him desperate.]

Nn-no! Please!

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givemeaverage September 1 2011, 13:36:08 UTC
[npc brute goes down with a loud THOK.

via yellow baseball bat.

MAJESTIC BACKLIGHTING FROM THE ALLEYWAY TO SHADE OUR MYSTERIOUS HERO...]

...

[huff. a hairtoss. ok, brute. you have 3 seconds to explode into money.]

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jiffles September 1 2011, 13:40:04 UTC
[Don't expect anything less (or more) than tears and further wimp-behavior from Alet, lady. He has officially crouched over to cover his face with his hands, making sad little sounds.]

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givemeaverage September 1 2011, 13:41:22 UTC
[four, five...

hhhh.

shouldering the bat (it blinks).]

Uh...so, you're saved? Get up?

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jiffles September 1 2011, 13:42:51 UTC
No, no... [sobbing, sobbing.] D-don't--

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givemeaverage September 1 2011, 13:49:10 UTC
[...well ok then.

("Yeesh," says the bat)]

Look, if you just sit there, then--[("Yow! Behind!") HOLD THAT THOUGHT;

another THOK and a wheeze as another npc gets bashed in the face and downed. HUFF.]

Seriously?!

[and then it was time to drive to class]

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jiffles September 1 2011, 13:50:57 UTC
[There's a pathetic sound again, something close to a yell, hands jerking with the startle.]

Ss--stop!

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givemeaverage September 1 2011, 20:22:13 UTC
Stop? [whippin(mah hair back and forth) her head his way with an incredulous glare.] Oh. O-kay. Sure. You wanna get beat up?

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jiffles September 2 2011, 15:38:09 UTC
[WHAT NO YOU'LL MAKE HIM CRY MORE :(!]

No!

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