glub glub glub will my stupidity ever end? (no)

[necklaces]

SUP EVERYONE YOU'RE NOW UNDERWATER
and you can breathe isn't this fun
don't mind the sharks, they won't bother you!
they're not hungry....... yet
anyone who tries to swim to the surface in
a panic will look like someone who just
smashed into a sliding glass door. no one's
getting out for the time being heh.
and your voice will be all wabbly and underwatery, btw.