(618): there's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

[candlejack]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Comments

bonnie carmichael • original character

[prescientific]

Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.

I'M NOT SORRY LMFAOOO

[smokingrockstar]

>her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did

LMFAO HOW BEAUTIFUL

[prescientific]

>It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

[smokingrockstar]

>its been like that for me since ever

milo allberry ( original character » monsters! )

[reasonstowar]

>I'm dying.
>Please wear something slutty to my funeral.

[withdisgrace]

>You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

[reasonstowar]

>WE'RE ENGAGED?

[withdisgrace]

>you said you didn't want the child born out of wedlock

>if you're dying I suppose it doesn't matter

maude dante ( original character )

[smokingrockstar]

>i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

[prescientific]

there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

[smokingrockstar]

>lol! how much did u drink last night

[prescientific]

> just enough to know im pocohantasssss

jules grumley • original character

[typeright]

its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.

[howaverage]

[ Turns off phone. ]

[typeright]

( foreveralone.jpg )

[howaverage]

[ LMAO no okay.
she types really slowly ok ]

>What happened? :-/

emily kingston ( original character » monsters! )

[sharperthan]

>btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

[typeless]

just break up with the guy.