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oxfffffford May 5 2011, 10:40:11 UTC
❶ the scale: 3
❷ the type: Clever, attractive, irritating. There's nothing the guy likes more than to have a fight with someone before they get down on it BOOYAH. But no seriously, that's probably the majority of the reason for why him and Cambridge have such a ridiculous, horny relationship, because they are incredibly antagonistic to each other and always trying to show each other up. He has no real preference for whether someone is a chick or a dude, he just likes for them to be relatively attractive (because he is vain and shallow and he's quite unconcerned by this), but besides that it all rests in the personality.
❸ the past: EVERY CITY EVER well no he wouldn't touch Milton Keynes even with a tenfoot bargepole, to be quite honest. Or Brighton and Hove (AAAHHH TWINS, MADNESS). And DEFINITELY not Durham. Of all teh cities, Oxford most likes Cambridge, London and Bath, and he has probably had his most extensive relationships with them. He has also been with lots of normal people over history, but obviously those have never been serious or lasting, and nor has he ever wanted them to be anything like that.
❹ the crushes: BWUH Cambridge isn't a crush but he is the insufferable, horrible guy that Oxford's totally in love with :|

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