Ponderables
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why does someone believe you when you tell them there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you tell them the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In the winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when all we did then was complain about the heat?
Home come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
Why do we say "Its alright" after someone apologizes for ramming a shopping cart in your ankle when in reality it's not alright because it hurts like hell?
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Statistics show that one out of every four people in the world suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best/closest friends . . . if they're okay, then where does that leave you?
Why does someone believe you when you tell them there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you tell them the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In the winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when all we did then was complain about the heat?
Home come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
Why do we say "Its alright" after someone apologizes for ramming a shopping cart in your ankle when in reality it's not alright because it hurts like hell?
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Statistics show that one out of every four people in the world suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best/closest friends . . . if they're okay, then where does that leave you?