Dear Santa meme....
The lovely sunny_vera asked me to do the Dear Santa meme, so here it is:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for sunkissdbaby88 (-10 points). Last Friday I gave tlp70 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January mastermia and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed mutinousmuse's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Because it was soooo much fun: (And because I wanted one that says I get a spanking)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I set shizam23's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I gave xadventxchild a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-100 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave shizam23 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to ____centraltime in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (378 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ladydisdain225 (-5000 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mutinousmuse's purse (30 points). Last month I gave mastermia a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I pushed bostonben in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I put gum in thefatchipmunk's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4949 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
dude, shizam23, I was SO good to you! :D
And I'm SO sorry about your hair thefatchipmunk!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for sunkissdbaby88 (-10 points). Last Friday I gave tlp70 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January mastermia and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed mutinousmuse's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Because it was soooo much fun: (And because I wanted one that says I get a spanking)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I set shizam23's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I gave xadventxchild a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-100 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave shizam23 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to ____centraltime in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (378 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ladydisdain225 (-5000 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mutinousmuse's purse (30 points). Last month I gave mastermia a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I pushed bostonben in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I put gum in thefatchipmunk's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4949 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
empressjolie
dude, shizam23, I was SO good to you! :D
And I'm SO sorry about your hair thefatchipmunk!