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[empressith]

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[red_eyed_yoshi]

Why is Starman so cool? I still can't answer that question.
You can't answer it because he's not cool. Of course, I'm of the opinion that if it ain't Deadpool, it ain't cool.

[citizenhum]

oh i'll have to disagree with you on that one. not on deadpool being wonderful and a bringer of great joy to all who draw air, because he certainly is, but on starman not beign cool.

i think his broken, childlike mind and genuine desire just to help out endear him to me. he's like a really benevolent 7 year old with superpowers.

[empressith]

Wonderful description of Starman! I'm still partial to Jack Knight, though.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

But Deadpool is like a seven year old with guns. Much cooler.

[citizenhum]

but a different kind of cool altogether. apples to oranges.

it is, however, undeniable that deadpool is both amazing and altogether wonderful.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

Oranges suck. Apples rule.

[empressith]

Agreed!

[red_eyed_yoshi]

You can compare apples to oranges.

[citizenhum]

ah, but you see, deadpool was the oranges in that example! know all the information before you speak! allright, i'm just getting silly...

i do love oranges though. i like apples pretty good, but i have yet to meet an orange product i didn't like. they are amazing fruits.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

Deadpool is apples. Carmel apples. That's like eating candy that's good for you.

You wanna try oranges that suck? Brush your teeth then eat or drink anything with oranges in it.

[citizenhum]

but... why would i do that?

see, you're having to bring in external elements to make the oranges suck.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

No, because toothpaste tastes great. It's the oranges that make the tooth paste taste like crap.

[citizenhum]

then the oranges don't suck. the mixture of teh two sucks. but again, why would i do that? =)

[red_eyed_yoshi]

You're missing the point. Oranges make tooth paste taste like crap because oranges taste like crap.

[citizenhum]

no, most things mixed with toothpaste make it taste like crap, because toothpaste is not designed to be mixed with food. and if you're brushing your teeth and THEN eating, it's the toothpaste effecting the taste of the food. oranges are good.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

I disagree. Toothpaste is minty. Chocolate goes with mint. Besides, I brush my teeth AFTER eating, and if I eat oranges (which is rare, and even then I have to be forced at gun point by masked terrorists), it makes my awesome Colgate tooth paste taste like some shitty Crest crap. Oranges suck. Apples, on the other hand, don't do that. Apples go with just about everything. Like pork. And pork is delicious.