I'M DRUNK

[empressblood]

Tonight, my roomies and I had a little holiday celebration for just us...this included exchanging gifts, thanks for the froggie doorbell Lisa, and doing lots of Jello Shots, with everything from everclear to hypnotic to tequilla in them. I miss my bird Cheech who just recently passed away and I miss my cat sweetie who is back at home, and I miss

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[jersydvl]

You won't be lonely if theres anything I can do about it!

[empressblood]

HEY BABY!!! GET "UP" HERE RIGHT NOW!!! ME HORNY!!!

[jersydvl]

Im always horny, and its been a LONG 2 weeks. you don't see me complaining hehe. Trust me, if I could get there right now, I would definately be there.

[empressblood]

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU?!? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT HOME AND YOU HAVE A CAR!!!

[jersydvl]

If I didnt haveto get up early in the morning to go out with my dad then out with my mom for a tree, I would come up there right now and make you forget about any guy youve EVER thaught about! ;-)

[empressblood]

First of all, you meant THOUGHT, and second, who needs sleep? YOU ARE MAKING EXCUSES!!!

[empressblood]

It hasn't been 2 weeks, only 1 1/2 at most you liar!

[jersydvl]

Ok, try this. Go a week and a half without a cigarette and see how well you do!

[empressblood]

F*** THAT!!! i'm up to 2 packs a day right now with finals, and lots of alcohol!

[jersydvl]

see, now you know how i feel without sex! and remember, i may have put you through a pack in 1 night, my next goal is a carton

[empressblood]

well, you're paying for it...cough up $45!

[jersydvl]

and besides that, nothing calms the nerves like a nice stiff Dickens Cider......

[empressblood]

you are an asshole and IF YOU AREN'T UP HERE, YOU MUST NOT WANT IT BAD ENOUGH...that's it, you're cut off...

[jersydvl]

thats NOT funny

[empressblood]

it wasn't meant to be...:-P

[jersydvl]

I ALWAYS want it, unlike some people :-P