[Private to Self] Agenda:

[empressarcana]

1. Invest in a push up bra, shoes with shorter heels, and perhaps a bathing suit in the color black. It is more slimming than white

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[empressarcana]

It is too hot outside for me at the moment. I am watching American soap operas.

[empressarcana]

Days of Our Lives is borderline ridiculous. Though if the man with the eye patch got a hair cut he would look a lot like my father.

[empressarcana]

....The man is rather attractive in a burly sense.

[empressarcana]

..........That's not completely inappropriate of me, right?

I mean. Girls are usually attracted to men who look like their father. Right?

[empressarcana]

Yes. I googled it.

Google does not lie.

It can't.

[empressarcana]

....I'll execute everyone that works for google.