U-um...

[empressarcana]

I...Ummmmm.

What's...what's going on....I'm um. I don't know b-but...I really want my Papa. I just took a nap, and I woke up, a-and...

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[nicotine_patch]

And what?

You can't end a story like that. That's stupid.

[empressarcana]

I don't know how to end it though!

[nicotine_patch]

Well what happened after?

[empressarcana]

I can't fit into my clothes!

[nicotine_patch]

Did you get fat?

[empressarcana]

Um, NO.

[nicotine_patch]

...Just asking.

[empressarcana]

Well it was a stupid thing to ask a lady.

[nicotine_patch]

You're not a lady, you're just a kid!

[empressarcana]

I am too a lady. And a princess.

[nicotine_patch]

...

Really?

[empressarcana]

Mmmmhmm! My Papa owns like. The whole world.

[nicotine_patch]

...Well my brother has a really nice camera. And we just got a television.

[empressarcana]

We have TVs in our bathrooms.

[nicotine_patch]

We have a toilet in ours.

[empressarcana]

Our toilet talks! It says "Domo Arigatou!" And a huge bathtub so I can watch BBC News while I have a bubble bath!