you know you're an alcoholic when...
You know you're an alcoholic when the following things happen to you while drunk (all by the age of 23):
-you fall down the stairs and require 13 stitches in your eyelid
-you are pouring gas in a scooter and decide you can't see you you use your lighter and set your foot on fire requiring skin grafts
-you hit an 18 wheeler, break your c3 and spend 3.5 months in a halo
-you ride with your drunk friend when you're within walking distance of your house, not in a seat belt, your friend hits a light pole and now you need 14 staples in your head and have fractured c5 and c6 and will likely require another 3.5 months in a halo
Maybe you should seriously consider getting help.
Also Drunky Crow Driver who hit the pole, got himself out of the car......
and promptly feel down a 50ft embankment.
I did miss the ER, I'm not lying.
-you fall down the stairs and require 13 stitches in your eyelid
-you are pouring gas in a scooter and decide you can't see you you use your lighter and set your foot on fire requiring skin grafts
-you hit an 18 wheeler, break your c3 and spend 3.5 months in a halo
-you ride with your drunk friend when you're within walking distance of your house, not in a seat belt, your friend hits a light pole and now you need 14 staples in your head and have fractured c5 and c6 and will likely require another 3.5 months in a halo
Maybe you should seriously consider getting help.
Also Drunky Crow Driver who hit the pole, got himself out of the car......
and promptly feel down a 50ft embankment.
I did miss the ER, I'm not lying.