Sep 12, 2006 00:55
sometimes its good to say that out loud. classes have started and i wish i was so many places.
i went to buy milfred, a 3 foot tall chocolate boar, but she was gone. i hope she went to a good home with exciting witty people to listen to until she's eaten. hopefully it'll be at a dinner party during the scrabble game. i like to think everything's going well for her.
i think i have a tea disease. when i drink one cup, it turns into 8 and then i have to pee. its a problem, because i buy my own toilet paper here. i have to ration my tea to save money on toilet paper. this is russia, my firnands.
i've gotta say i have the best correspondents anyone could hope for. they 10 are the best people in the world and i love having things to read from them every day. the beauty of knowing 10 witty people is there is usually at least one new message every evening for me to read and laugh out loud to. seriously. in my mind i'm passing out jello shots and brownie batter to you all. i shall endeavor to do enough interesting things so i can tell you about them and entertain you back.
oh, in case you didn't get the memo, nato is our (russia's) enemy