Dearest mun,
I humbly request that you provide me with less delay to my gratification. You have unfortunately involved me in a number of plots simultaneously culminating in negative consequences, which is affecting your enjoyment of writing me.
Having already discussed with you my dislike of being dismissed for nearly half a decade as a character you would consider writing, I would rather you delve further into your ability to concoct amusing storylines rather than involve me further in disastrous relationships and petty disagreements that I do not understand. Might I please receive one happy ending? Where I might continue being a mild-mannered scientist who keeps reliable company? I realize that this is difficult for me given my canonical predisposition for trouble and you given your current state of health, but I believe we would both be rewarded handsomely for your efforts.
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