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Yoinked from kufi:
To do the quiz:
1. Go to careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top 10 results. (Or however many results you want).
Top 10 and any particularly amusing ones:
1.Truck Driver
This hasn't been a goal of mine since I turned 6.
2. Production Woodworker
How about destruction woodworker?
3. Director of Photography
Photography is fun. Directing it? Why?
4. Special Effects Technician
I hear that's how those Mythbusters guys got started out.
5. Power Plant Operator
I don't think I'd be able to have such godlike power and not abuse it.
6. Automotive Painter
STOP ENJOYING MY MURAL!
7. Computer Support Person
Why, God? Why?
8. Set Designer
"Why are there ominous black spines protruding from the ground and walls of this chamber?"
"I think it sets the right mood."
"This is a love scene!"
"Exactly."
9. Printing Press Operator
If I made a career out of this I would die unfulfilled.
10. Sign Maker
EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. I dunno, seems like it could get pretty old in a hurry.
12. Costume Designer
Well, couldn't do any worse than whoever they hired for the Mad Max movies.
13. Miner (Underground)
I can think of more enjoyable ways of offing myself. Incidentally, is there another kind of miner than "underground"? Are there sky miners? Or are they speaking metaphorically and there's some kind of miner resistance?
Maybe they want me to start an indie band called Miner?
16. Plumber
Like tech support, but with water and poop!
21. Sports Official
"Then there was that infamous point in 2013 when the short stop took a swing at the umpire. Doctors are still working to remove second base from the short stop's colon."
23. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
I'd love to. Too bad I suck at drawing.
24. Air Traffic Controller
All the responsibility, none of the fun.
26. Pet Groomer
It's all fun and games until you get bitten by the dog for combing its butt.
27. Animator
Having actually studied this in college, this makes some degree of sense.
28. Stationary Engineer
Only if I get to solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" That would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I wanna solve practical problems. Like, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work: Use more guns.
Yes. I want to build sentry guns.
37. Critic
I'd spend too much time criticizing critics.
38. Writer
Yeeeeees.
40. Video Game Developer
Just as long as it's not developing Ukrainian video games.
To do the quiz:
1. Go to careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top 10 results. (Or however many results you want).
Top 10 and any particularly amusing ones:
1.Truck Driver
This hasn't been a goal of mine since I turned 6.
2. Production Woodworker
How about destruction woodworker?
3. Director of Photography
Photography is fun. Directing it? Why?
4. Special Effects Technician
I hear that's how those Mythbusters guys got started out.
5. Power Plant Operator
I don't think I'd be able to have such godlike power and not abuse it.
6. Automotive Painter
STOP ENJOYING MY MURAL!
7. Computer Support Person
Why, God? Why?
8. Set Designer
"Why are there ominous black spines protruding from the ground and walls of this chamber?"
"I think it sets the right mood."
"This is a love scene!"
"Exactly."
9. Printing Press Operator
If I made a career out of this I would die unfulfilled.
10. Sign Maker
EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. EAT AT JOE'S. I dunno, seems like it could get pretty old in a hurry.
12. Costume Designer
Well, couldn't do any worse than whoever they hired for the Mad Max movies.
13. Miner (Underground)
I can think of more enjoyable ways of offing myself. Incidentally, is there another kind of miner than "underground"? Are there sky miners? Or are they speaking metaphorically and there's some kind of miner resistance?
Maybe they want me to start an indie band called Miner?
16. Plumber
Like tech support, but with water and poop!
21. Sports Official
"Then there was that infamous point in 2013 when the short stop took a swing at the umpire. Doctors are still working to remove second base from the short stop's colon."
23. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
I'd love to. Too bad I suck at drawing.
24. Air Traffic Controller
All the responsibility, none of the fun.
26. Pet Groomer
It's all fun and games until you get bitten by the dog for combing its butt.
27. Animator
Having actually studied this in college, this makes some degree of sense.
28. Stationary Engineer
Only if I get to solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" That would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I wanna solve practical problems. Like, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work: Use more guns.
Yes. I want to build sentry guns.
37. Critic
I'd spend too much time criticizing critics.
38. Writer
Yeeeeees.
40. Video Game Developer
Just as long as it's not developing Ukrainian video games.