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[emperor_llama]

All right, after you get past the escaped convicts, and the evil witches, and the talking butterflies, and getting turned into a llama? This place isn't so bad. I've got a place to live, and free food, so what is there to complain about?

I'll tell you what.

Everything!The rooms are tiny, the food is lame, and I have to walk up FIVE FLIGHTS OF

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[lilac_whirlwind]

You should be a bit more grateful that you even have food and a place to stay.

[emperor_llama]

Why? Doesn't everyone get that around here?

[lilac_whirlwind]

But you could have ended up in a place where you didn't get any of that.

[emperor_llama]

Big deal! I ended up here, and it's a dump!

[lilac_whirlwind]

Do you have to be so self-centered?!

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[emperor_llama]

Well, gee. Lemme check.

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[emperor_llama]

Yeah. I do.