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[emperor_llama]

Hey, villagers! There's a lot of crazy magical zappy guys out there, right?

I really should've asked this earlier, but, uh. Are any of you particularly skilled at Turning Animals Back Into People magic? Because I could use a hit of that.

Not Fizban, though. No Fizbans allowed.

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[protectoroflove]

Hoe? M-magic?
Isn't that only in fairytales?

[emperor_llama]

Did you miss the part where you woke up on a magical island with no memories, or what?

[protectoroflove]

W-well... I thought it was just regular amnesia... I haven't seen anything magical yet...

Ah.

You're a talking llama!

[emperor_llama]

That sure sounds like magic to me, but since you're the big expert on these things, I guess I'm just an elaborate hand puppet or something.

[protectoroflove]

You are?
You don't look like a puppet to me...

[emperor_llama]

You're not exactly the brightest bulb in the box, are you?

[protectoroflove]

That's not true! I'm bright!

[emperor_llama]

I'm sure your parents are proud.