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[emperor_llama]

You people have all giving gifts to each other, huh? Cute, very touching. You're all just paragons of good-natured-ness.

Well, you know what? I can be good, too! I just happened to get some gifts for

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[unnatural_20s]

A class change, you say? Precisely what I need! Tell me, what kind of fantastic abilities does my new class entitle me to?

[emperor_llama]

Sitting around doing nothing until something happens to my primary magician.

[unnatural_20s]

If I'm sitting around doing nothing, how am I supposed to earn XP?

[emperor_llama]

Good heavens, what a terrible problem! I'll get to thinking on that right after I leave this stinking rock forever.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Man, I'd think Renge would be a better choice for village idiot.

[emperor_llama]

There's always room for more village idiots.

[semper_fi_bitch]

So, yeah, why is Renge an executioner? She's not even dangerous, she's just annoying.

[emperor_llama]

I figure it might distract her from making those horrible magazines.

[novolumecontrol]

Like what a smelly barn animal says means anything. Keep mouthing off and someone might decide you're more useful as dog food.

[emperor_llama]

Shouldn't you be in prison or something?

[novolumecontrol]

Shouldn't you be in a zoo?

[kittycatpillow]

Well, I'd like you to know, I definitely approve of Squalo's.

[emperor_llama]

It suits him, doesn't it?

[kittycatpillow]

Most certainly.

[forhisqueen]

...

[emperor_llama]

What's that look supposed to mean? You can be another bodyguard if you want.

[forhisqueen]

... You do not appear to be a goat.

[emperor_llama]

Ding ding ding! That's correct! Just another 999 right answers and you can win today's prize!