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[emperor_llama]

What's all this weird cold stuff everywhere? "Smow" or something?

Let's just hurry the year along and get back to summer.

Comments

[unnatural_20s]

I'd be on the lookout for Snow Leopards, if I were you!

Luckily, I'm not.

[emperor_llama]

Whoa, whoa, leopards? This stuff is bad enough already!

[unnatural_20s]

Luckily, since I presume you speak Snow Leopard, I'm sure you can just talk them out of ripping out your larynx.

Y'know. Provided you still had your larynx.

[emperor_llama]

I don't speak Snow Leopard! And even if I did, the only words are probably "food" and "more food."

[unnatural_20s]

That seems like an awfully self-defeating thing to learn how to say.