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[emperor_llama]

All right! This is almost awesome enough to make up for the fact that I'm a llama and a woman!

HEY, PEASANTS!

I'M A FREAKING empress EMPEROR!

[[1% spent on remembering his Emperorhood. 1% total + 2% unspent.]]

Comments

[regina_incendia]

Great. The only other person here with a political position equal to my own is some sort of talking sheep-beast.

Were all your subjects sheep-beasts as well?

[emperor_llama]

What? No! They were humans! Thousands and thousands of inferior underlings who bent to my every whim!

[regina_incendia]

My condolences to your subjects.

[emperor_llama]

You should pay a little more respect to my almighty grace.

[regina_incendia]

I see no reason to stand on ceremony in a conversation between an Empress and an Emperor.

[emperor_llama]

You're an empress?

[regina_incendia]

Yes.

[emperor_llama]

Did you rule with an iron, oppressive fist?

[regina_incendia]

No. I was not a despot.

I ruled firmly yet reasonably.

[emperor_llama]

Well, did you at least have a luxurious palace filled with servants?

[regina_incendia]

Oh, of course. The most luxurious you could imagine.

[emperor_llama]

All right, then. Not bad, at least a B-.

What's your name, rival Empress?

[regina_incendia]

Sanaki.

Nice to make your acquaintance, rival Empress.

[emperor_llama]

Emperor.

[regina_incendia]

Oh, my mistake.

[emperor_llama]

I'll let you off easy this time.