A Twisted Mind -- Opera Porn
Driving home tonight, all I could think about was Operatic (sp?) porn. It all started when Sam mentioned wanting to see the Phantom of the Opera turn out differently just once, and someone else suggesting that someone write a fan fiction for her. Then, Ben said "If (so and so) wrote that it would be porn!" Needless to say my mind went strange directions.
It's not so much about sex as it is... dark humor. Can you imagine a porn/techno groove in the background while a couple of people not merely grunt while having sex but sing their moans, heavy breathing, and dirty talk? lol Sadly I can. And it is absolutely hilarious.
What tops it off is after several waves of putting these behaviors to music is the prospect of a creshendo (sp) climax. Ya know the grand finale where the guy bellows in a deep voice for hald a minute as if guys really did have screaming orgasms, or a woman hitting an extremely high Mariah Carey style note that you'd think would shatter the camera lense.
A twisted mind I have. I can't help it! I just like poking fun at sacred things, be they high society or sex. It's about askew humor. Now... let's hear everyone say "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Time for bed.
It's not so much about sex as it is... dark humor. Can you imagine a porn/techno groove in the background while a couple of people not merely grunt while having sex but sing their moans, heavy breathing, and dirty talk? lol Sadly I can. And it is absolutely hilarious.
What tops it off is after several waves of putting these behaviors to music is the prospect of a creshendo (sp) climax. Ya know the grand finale where the guy bellows in a deep voice for hald a minute as if guys really did have screaming orgasms, or a woman hitting an extremely high Mariah Carey style note that you'd think would shatter the camera lense.
A twisted mind I have. I can't help it! I just like poking fun at sacred things, be they high society or sex. It's about askew humor. Now... let's hear everyone say "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Time for bed.