bloody 'ell.

[empath_eia]

-Still slaving away at my second D.Gray-man flashfic (which is lame because I love the idea and the character and it should be easy but it's no-o-o-t) and yet to start on my Naruto flashfic. Last month was composed of way too much fail. This month will be better. :|

-On the topic of flashfics:

Avatar: the Last Airbender Flashfic April Sign-upsDO

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[indigos_angel]

Work there temporarily *the sex store* and get a rabbit.

They had them on "Sex and the City", and Charlotte would NOT leave her house, because this thing was so incredibly amazing.

I thought, yeah right. $212 after taxes.

Me: Is it really that good? *sick of being horny, budget is tight, and my vibrator broke. *JKSJFKLSJFKLDSJFKLDSJ*

Store clerk: Yes. It really, really, really is. They're that expensive for a reason.

Me: *buys anyways, feels major guilt overload. But hey, a girls gotta get some, and this will keep me STD free, happy, relaxed, sleeping well, and out of a relationship that I don't want, just to try and get some*

Me: *brings home Rabbit, tries*

Me: @__________________@ *worships Rabbit as a god, has just had "major in love with man who's my soul mate kind of sex that felt like THE BEST AND MOST GIFTED MAN EVER HAS DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH HIS PRESENCE AND HE'S DEEP, HE FEELS INTO ME AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!*

Me: *koff* Totally worth the cash, and an extra long work stint. It vibrates, and waaaaaaaaaaaaay better, with 4 SPEEDS THAT ARE WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN MY LAST $50 bullet was, PLUS THE TIP ROTATES, AND IT HAS SPINNY BALL BEARINGS IN REALLY SOFT MATERIAL, SO IT FEELS LIKE THE REAL THING, AND CAN HIT THE G-SPOT WHILE IT'S ALSO DOING CLITORAL STIMULATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRONT OPENING STIMULATION ALL IN ONE HANDY DANDY COMPLETE AND UTTER PACKAGE!!!!

Okay, granted, I wonder what the lady in the duplex beside me thinks since the only thing keeping us in separate units are an inside door with a chain, and the thing sounds like a jack hammer, BUT OH SO FREAKING WORTH IT!!!

*luvs*

When I'm rich I may consider just buying one for a lot of my friends, just as a Christmas present ^^^^^^^^^^________________^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[empath_eia]

I... might actually be able to afford one without benefit of working two jobs pretty quick here. *___________*

[indigos_angel]

I never thought I could die of overstimulation, but it's the only thing known to me at this present time, that I'm willing to have sex with, it's not a jerk and it can keep up with me ^_____________^