I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!
OMG - yeas I'm that much of a klutz!
I fell down the stairs four days ago - I tried holding the rail with my wrist as I strated turning backwards and totally ben my wrist trying to hold on which of course gave out as I tried one last ditch effort to reach forward which my body deciding the only way to do that was by bending my knee and so I landed with my full bodyweight on my chin across the teps and a I slid down the last four steps until I finally landed on my back - ouch.
I still can't walk that well on my leg which (I swear I'm not exagerating) has a bruise on it that's like bigger than the length of my hand! But still I'm totally lucky - because I landed just inches away from the sharp edge of the dolly (sp?) that had been laid down at the bottom of the steps.
So I just finished being sick for like a week and then I fall down the stairs!
And my youngest brother has fetal alcohol with autistic tendecies and he has a tendency to throw EVERYTHING - so I have a large bruise just under my elbow from where he threw my wooden clunker of a shoe at me five days ago and a busted lip and a nasty scratch on my face when he tried reaching for the phone in my hand yesterday. I swear I haven't loooked this beat up since my ex - it's a bad joke I know but sarcasm is my defense mechanism.
I fell down the stairs four days ago - I tried holding the rail with my wrist as I strated turning backwards and totally ben my wrist trying to hold on which of course gave out as I tried one last ditch effort to reach forward which my body deciding the only way to do that was by bending my knee and so I landed with my full bodyweight on my chin across the teps and a I slid down the last four steps until I finally landed on my back - ouch.
I still can't walk that well on my leg which (I swear I'm not exagerating) has a bruise on it that's like bigger than the length of my hand! But still I'm totally lucky - because I landed just inches away from the sharp edge of the dolly (sp?) that had been laid down at the bottom of the steps.
So I just finished being sick for like a week and then I fall down the stairs!
And my youngest brother has fetal alcohol with autistic tendecies and he has a tendency to throw EVERYTHING - so I have a large bruise just under my elbow from where he threw my wooden clunker of a shoe at me five days ago and a busted lip and a nasty scratch on my face when he tried reaching for the phone in my hand yesterday. I swear I haven't loooked this beat up since my ex - it's a bad joke I know but sarcasm is my defense mechanism.