fun fun fun in the fluffy chair

Aug 19, 2004 22:28

The people at the Farmer's Market are pretty ace. They recognized within minutes of my arrival just how destined to rule the world i am. As such, the entire building is now a front for my immense drug manufacturing project. (after all, a Czar has to get his money somewhere, and god knows legitimate incomes are so passe...) True, it may look like the Farmer's Market of old that we all knew and loved; but now, in place of a dirt basement there are rooms upon rooms of research laboratories and manufacturing components, all run by highly-efficient asian people. We all know that asians are as close to my race (and by that i mean the race of Nicholas and Fernando, who are unique manifestations of every superior gene possible) as is possible to find in ordinary humans. (that's why they run the drug aspect of my budding empire.) For the record, since i know all you EPA whores out there care about this stuff, Über Industries uses only the finest quality babies blood (harvested from the children of leading athletes and scientists all around the world) to cool it's machinery; this blood is recycled to provide the drinking water for all of downtown woodstock.

Went to wylies on tuesday...saw more Love Hina. That stuff is just too good. Makes me feel all warm and tingly inside, in a non i-feel-a-pogrom-coming-on type of way.

On a more general note, my hair smells really good.

I'm done for now.
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