the amazingness never ceases
i used spick as an adverb in fernando's journal
go check it out
because it, much like everything else i do, rules.
Interviewed at the farmers market today. Needless to say the manager was anxious to throw the position at me, realizing within the first few minutes just how awesome i am, and as such arranged another interview with me tomorrow, to tell me what the job is and begin training and whatnot.
Also, i bought a cookie there...it was almost as delicious as I, myself, am. Therefore, next time you're in the Farmers Market, do yourself a favor and get a molasses cookie.
Fernando came up with a good philosophy on dating today and it is my belief, as well as his i'm sure, that it should be employed by every male who gets into a relationship. Fernando later coined a snazzy phrase for it
"z iNTRiNSiC z (1:46:24 AM): supremacy through bsocket exploitation"
and copyrighted that title.
As it has been given both his and my own blessings, i'm sure congress will bring about an amendment to the constitution that will make it both legal and mandatory in all 50 states (although i would settle for simply the continental 48 were i a member of congress lobbying for its ratification).
I should be getting my Thursday and Denali shirts in the mail tomorrow. If i don't get them by this coming thursday, well....suffice it to say that certain babies in certain households will meet a dismal end via a grill, butchers knife, and A1 steak-sauce.
It's good to be the man...in that "Samuel L. Jackson is the MAN" type of way.
go check it out
because it, much like everything else i do, rules.
Interviewed at the farmers market today. Needless to say the manager was anxious to throw the position at me, realizing within the first few minutes just how awesome i am, and as such arranged another interview with me tomorrow, to tell me what the job is and begin training and whatnot.
Also, i bought a cookie there...it was almost as delicious as I, myself, am. Therefore, next time you're in the Farmers Market, do yourself a favor and get a molasses cookie.
Fernando came up with a good philosophy on dating today and it is my belief, as well as his i'm sure, that it should be employed by every male who gets into a relationship. Fernando later coined a snazzy phrase for it
"z iNTRiNSiC z (1:46:24 AM): supremacy through bsocket exploitation"
and copyrighted that title.
As it has been given both his and my own blessings, i'm sure congress will bring about an amendment to the constitution that will make it both legal and mandatory in all 50 states (although i would settle for simply the continental 48 were i a member of congress lobbying for its ratification).
I should be getting my Thursday and Denali shirts in the mail tomorrow. If i don't get them by this coming thursday, well....suffice it to say that certain babies in certain households will meet a dismal end via a grill, butchers knife, and A1 steak-sauce.
It's good to be the man...in that "Samuel L. Jackson is the MAN" type of way.