sweet blasphemy

May 19, 2005 17:37

1) When I was a kid after school I: RAN HOME TO WATCH SAVED BY THE BELL

2) This one time when I was high:

3) The New Pope: IS A TOOL

4) I fall asleep easily: AFTER FROGGING SESSIONS :)

5) I need more: DIESEL/MONEY

6) I need less: SUN

7) Public toilets are useful for: THROUGHING UP IN VEGAS

8) The United States should change its name to: PETORIA

9) My theme song would be: THE GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS SONG

10) Sometimes I think people: SHOULD SHUT THE EFF UP

11) Prescription drugs are: FANCY

12) I think about sex when: IM AWAKE

13) The middle finger is most useful: PICKING OUT BOOGS

14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: LAST WEEK.. AND "PECK" CAUSED A SCENE

15) In one month: I WILL BE CAPTAIN

16) For the last time: NO IM NOT JESUS

17) The last thing I stole: YOUR BIKE

18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: DIESEL

19) When in Rome: ASK FOR GAS IN YOUR WATER.. OR MAYBE THATS EUROPE

20) If only I could get rid of: MONDAYS

21) Your mom: GOES TO COLLEGE

22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: PF CHANGS NIG

23) The last person who talked to me: JFLOW

24) I mostly use the internet: TO LOOK AT MYSELF

25) When I'm President: YOU WILL BANISHED

26) I most resemble: IVE HEARD IT ALL... THE MOST RECENT ONE WAS TERA REID.. I THINK IT WAS CAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND HAD BLONDE HAIR

27) The word I say too much is: RADICAL OR INTENSE AND FOOL

28) Vegas is great for: PUKING YOUR GUTS OUT AND DRUNK DIALING SOMEONE CONFESSING YOUR LOVE

29) Michael Jackson: LOOKS LIKE A RESERECTED CORPSE... SIMILAR TO THE FOOL IN UNDERWORLD

30) The Speed Limit means: A NUMBER YOU HOPE YOU ARE CLOSE TO WHEN A COP DRIVES BY

31) When I die I want my body: CHERISHED AND MISSED

32) If I could go back in time I'd: BE RICH AND KNOW SECRETS

33) The last time I said "this sucks" I: WAS LOOKING AT A VACUUM

34) You obviously know me well when: I RETURN YOUR CALLS

35) Tomorrow I will: HOPEFULLY BE LUSHED

36) I spend too much time: IN BED

37) The last thing I broke: WAS MY WRIST

38) Oh yeah and don't forget: TO SEND ME ONE DOLLAR
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