rubber inner-tube? i don't even know her!
yesterday's barbeque madness was tons of fun...idiocy at jewel ("do you have chips and salsa? hey, you have chips and salsa? hey..." "yes i have chips and salsa!")...delicious chai tea cigars...temporarily losing said delicious chai tea cigars (who puts cigars in the groove department anyway?)...super yummy spicy chicken a la tony...super yummy hand licking a la tony ("don't you want me to make you finger yourself?" "no i can do it myself, but thanks for asking")...new mike's hard berry and midori sours...ex-boyfriend ("omigod kris you plan on drinking that whole thing?!" "sure don't, sucker")...lots of laughing...lots of not thinking about how SHITTY things are right now...nothing too crazy...just a nice relaxing day out in mike's backyard with fun people...yip...pee...haha i said pee...