Why I'm not allowed on Twitter

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So when the DJ starts playing the Safety Dance, don't get mad. Just turn off the safety....and DANCE says:
if life has thrust upon me the mantle of lil kid mentor however, the future's going to weep. s'all I'm sayin
Assbutt. it's like a douchepocalypse in here. says:
definitely

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[fromperdition]

If you had a twitter, you and Misha would be great chums. I am sure.

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It's so very sad, that after this conversation, I actually had to talk myself out of signing up for Twitter. Again.