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So here i am, bored at work and posting to my lj from my phone.
once upon a time, there was a guy named Derek and he had this interesting habit of going completely dark side evil at the most inaproproate moments.
the first time he'd done this was at his grandpas funeral when he was nine. When the coffin was being laid to rest in the ground, Derek started singing Another one bites the dust by queen REALLY loud.
During his life, he continued to do these horrible things. At his highschool graduation, he something something and the gym burned down. He was thrown into the state penitentiary because the janitor and the validictorian perished in the blaze. Here he became Little Jimmy Kratmer's prison bitch. Little Jimmy was anything but little and ruled Derek with an iron dick.
Until one day, Derek decided he'd had enough of being a prison bitch to Little Jimmy. That night when Little Jimmy came back into Derek's cell, the evil sonofabitch, handcuffed Jimmy to the toilet and hugged him until he died of nice.
once upon a time, there was a guy named Derek and he had this interesting habit of going completely dark side evil at the most inaproproate moments.
the first time he'd done this was at his grandpas funeral when he was nine. When the coffin was being laid to rest in the ground, Derek started singing Another one bites the dust by queen REALLY loud.
During his life, he continued to do these horrible things. At his highschool graduation, he something something and the gym burned down. He was thrown into the state penitentiary because the janitor and the validictorian perished in the blaze. Here he became Little Jimmy Kratmer's prison bitch. Little Jimmy was anything but little and ruled Derek with an iron dick.
Until one day, Derek decided he'd had enough of being a prison bitch to Little Jimmy. That night when Little Jimmy came back into Derek's cell, the evil sonofabitch, handcuffed Jimmy to the toilet and hugged him until he died of nice.