We interrupt your regularly scheduled programing to bring you: HALLOWEEN
Yes, it is that time of year again, and I am posting LIVE from the saggy couch in my moms house where I am watching for Trick or Treaters. This year, I am doing a two costume system: One was my family friendly witch which I will be wearing as the little kids dribble into the house and that I used down at the store. The second costume will be for around 9pm which is a lovely ZOMBIE CLOWN! My dad bought the mask for the house and I decided NOPE. Mine. Don't worry, no pictures of the Zombie Clown will be posted in this batch.
WARNING: This pictures are unedited, unaltered and uncensored. Viewer discretion is advised.
So This is me with the only other person in the store in my Witchy Costume
Not gonna lie, this thing was probably my best friend today. It was dead, no pun intended, down there today. Plus it seemed less sad to take pictures of myself if they were with "people".
Not gonna lie, we got pretty close. I dare say I'll marry this man ma!
This wasn't my best window, but it was as good as I could make it without roasting to death. It gets really hot in those thar windows when the suns directly on them
This, is my favorite window. It turned out so well. I love love love it!
Just another look at the window
Here's my dad....
Here he's not. This is an official WELCOME TO OUR HALLOWEEN HOUSE shot, taken while the sun was still out at 6pm
The Halloween heads right beside the gate. They change colour dontcha know.
Our resident hanging ghoul
This is our 50$ zombie costume stuck in a net and being eaten alive by rats. Gotta love our imagination. Oh and that's Zombie head on a stick.
Our rising Zombie. The headstone is hand made by my daddy dearest. Actually they all are. Real concrete, not plastic!
I don't as a rule condone blurry pics, but this one looks awesome with the smoke in the background. The other one's sharper, but you don't see the smoke, which is not the point of our Halloween yard!
The Intro to the BBQ pit...
This is our Doctor Zombie on a BBQ being munched alive by rats! Funny story, that's ACTUALLY my dad's barbaque pit...
And there's me and Zombie Head on a Stick looking FABULOUS!
Pumpkin, our pumpkin. Little do you know, you will be shot up come November first up at the gun range at the annual Pumpkin shoot!
Again, I do not condon blurry, but that's pretty much 87% of the shots I manage to take of my dad, and this just captures him spot on. Welcome to Hell ladies and Gentlemen.
Slight detour before hell. I really really liked this shot. it was gruesomely cute, not gonna lie.
I call him, 'Local Native' or Pygmy.
This is later in the night with the smog machine in full effect.
ZOMBIE HEAD ON A STICK!
Lord of the Rings Extra on a stick! (with glowing red eyes!)
I call these, guests who have overstayed their welcome.
Well folks, I do believe that's it for now. At some point I'm gonna head over to a party and might have some pics from there. Hope ya'll had a great Halloween and I'll see you again next year.
And now back to your regularly scheduled soap opera.