A LIST!
So I'm currently geeking out and watching Lord of The Rings and I've decided to list my top 10 fictional fun nazi's (in no particular order) LONG HAVE I FORESEEN THIS DOOM
1) Gandalf.
He ruins Merry and Pippin's fun with fireworks, he keeps Merry from looking at the cool glowy orb thing AND he turns Frodo into an Emo.
2) Yoda.
Young Padawan, release your anger you must. Young Anakin, wear leather you must not. Young offspring of Skywalker, complete your training you must or your friends will die.
Can't a Jedi cut loose and have a brewski every once in awhile.
3) Sam Winchester (circa season on and two)
Dean don't do that. Dean think with your upstairs brain. Dean don't you think you're getting a little flabby around the middle? Dean why do you always do what dad says? Dean why can't I drive the car?
**side note: this isn't because I don't love Sam, it's just because he really is a fun nazi some days lol**
4) Rupert Giles
Being a Slayer is more than just saving people and hunting things...it's about training. My car is a perfectly reliable automobile. There's nothing wrong with wearing Tweed. I like books better. They have a smell to them. Technology has no smell. No you cannot wear your "I'm a Slayer ask me how" pin
**Sidenote: He's not a fun nazi when he's wearing a sombraro**
5) Hermione Granger
Hold your wand straight. We could have died! or worse: Expelled! Why are you so busy saving the world when you could be doing your homework and getting A's.
6) Nathan Petrelli
I must be senator, stop goofing off at the table. Everyone with cooler powers than me has to be locked up. If I can't be ultimate fun ruler NO ONE CAN BE!
7) Eric Foreman (not to be confused with Eric Forman from That 70's Show)
You shouldn't do that. That's unethical. House is wrong even if he's write 90% of the time. I'm not your friend I'm your collegue. Oh House are you being racist again? That's ok, I'm high on life!
8) Linus Caldwell
Dude, I can't buy you those magazines (ie. PORN). Guys it's too risky. Come on guys the nose plays! I'm not reading those letters out to Reuben
9) Padme Amedala (Not to be confused with her kickass daughter, Princess Leia Organa)
Ani where you're going, I can't follow. Ani you're breaking my heart. Ani I know there's some good left in you. Ani why can't you tell me what's wrong with you? Ani why did you kill those women, children KITTENS (throwback to i<3 darth days). After one episode of being kick ass, I forget how to use a gun and start being needy
**Sidenote: No, you can never have too many George Lucas created characters on a list of fun Nazis. I'd even include Obi-Wan Kenobi if he didn't happen to sound too much like yoda in his later years**
10) Alison Cameron
That's unethical! Wah I have a troubled past but I'm gonna pretend I'm kickass and brave and not talk about it even though I'm an annoying whiner who does nothing productive anymore. Wah House why do you have to be so mean, it in no way shape or form turns me on. Wah why wont you be my friend? Wah why won't you like me?
**Sidenote: I'm sorry. She just really really annoys me. And she is a fun nazi, I'm just not communicating it well because she annoys me more than anything**