Todays fandom is....Harry Potter!
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A day in the life of Harry Potter
As told by Harry Potter
Today I opened my eyes and was very sad to see that it was raining. Well damn that means that Quidditch practice is canceled. Oh darn, I do believe that I must take a wiz.
I quickly got dressed in the rather lame robes that we’re required to wear, and
for some reason every one in the dorm was giving me funny looks.
“Harry, are you ok?” Ron had asked me in a careful voice.
“I’m quite alright Ron, how about you?” I responded in my most hoity toity voice. I mean who does he think he is, asking me if I’m ok when I am obviously just fine.
So, as I was peeing, I couldn’t help but think, how much longer do I have to stand here, I mean its not like I inhaled coffee yesterday, so who does it take so freaking long?
So finally it finishes and I swear my leg was going to fall asleep.
I meet Ron and Hermione down in the main hall and they both give me rather odd looks. I don’t know, I think that there’s defiantly something in the food. Do I smell funny? Nope, I smell fine, maybe I’ve got something in my teeth, I borrow Hermione’s compact to check. Nope, nothing there. So I continue to dish up my plate with what I must say is substandard gruel even for un-paid house elves. Hermione has just stormed away from the table, it’s as if she could hear my thoughts. I know how dedicated she is to that Spew thing. Now Ron seems to be laughing at nothing at all, I do believe there is some funny gas being leaked in this joint. Oh no, I have potions with Snivellus; just the thought of it makes me want to burn something, preferably his hair.
So I’m sitting by Ron in potions as usual, I mean you’d think he’d be sitting next to Hermione or something; it’s obvious how whipped he is for her. I mean he mutters her name in his sleep and sometimes that’s just creepy. It seems that for some reason that lousy no good Snivellus has decided to give me a detention and taken 100 points from Gryffindor. What a rip. I think that he needs to wear boxers instead of tidy whities; I mean they’re too constricted and that could possibly be the reason for his foul moods all the time. And now he’s giving me weird looks, is he coming onto me? EWWW!!
Uh oh, History Of Magic, I am so going to fall… a… sleep…
I woke up an hour later with drool on my desk and a ghost starring at me as if he was going to fall asleep. I wouldn’t blame him, I mean his voice is so monotone, I swear, I would have killed myself if I were him too!! I have lost more points for Gryffindor, what is the deal with people today?!
I’m walking down the main staircase and then I bump into Cho. Ah, Cho, I mean I still think she’s a bitch for ruining our date and constantly wanting to talk about Cedic Diggory, but damn, she still is hot, I mean like Cher hot! Uh oh, gotta go put Jabba back in his hut. OUCH, why the hell did she slap me? I mean its not like she can hear what the hell I’m saying.
So I’m like chilling with Ron and Hermione and they’re still giving me weird looks. I guess I’ll ask about it at the end of the day. Oh eww they’re flirting again, and in the most juvenile manner, I swear if they don’t hook up soon I’m going to end up having to buy Ron someone to get it on with, and that’s money I could spend on myself. Huh, everyone just got up and left probably went to do more studying, which I find over obsessive.
Oh crap, Care of Magical Creatures, with that dangerous animal loving oaf. I mean how was he conceived anyway? I mean what man in his right mind would get it on with a giantess? I mean I know Malfoy could do it, he’s desperate enough, but I mean what NORMAL none desperate guy would do it? I mean that’s a crap load of straight vodka that would prepare any man to do such things. Oh yay, we’re playing with pyromaniac Hinky Punks, they remind me of the local natives off of this movie that I was watching at some persons house. And when I say at someone’s house I mean peeking through their window and hopping not to be seen. I wonder why half the class is looking at me like I’ve gone insane, I mean it’s not like I’m wearing leather pants and giving out lap dances for 45 quid a dance.
Next up on the schedule is Divination with that bug eyed freak and her posse of losers. I wish I pulled a Hermione and left this junker class when I had the chance. Whoa, just stepping into this room is like getting high off of some serious weed. No wonder she thinks she can tell the future. Oh yes, we’re supposed to look into a crystal ball and try and see shapes. Well with all this crap in the room, I swear I can see like shooting stars all over this joint. Its messed. I wonder what Ron’s laughing at? I mean she’d dressed like a homeless freak that has been rummaging in thrift store dumpsters, her eyes are still ten times the size of her face, and so what could possibly be so weird. Oh joyous joy, more points taken off from Gryffindor because of something I didn’t do, I mean what kinda crap is this?
I think I’m going to skip dinner tonight and go straight for a shower.
Ahhh, nice hot shower, whoa, some hot chick just walked in here. Whoa, those are as fake as Lindsey Lohans.
I woke up a couple hours later with a throbbing wand and it was only 11 inches. According to some sources, that’s 3 inches shorter than Ron’s and that’s not good. You know, the interesting thing about these showers is that they’re individual showers, but like all in one room. Freaky. I stepped out of the shower and I could have sworn all the guys where poking their heads out of their showers. Either they’re all gay and they’re gonna gangbang me or they heard something coming from the dorms. OH NO! What is its Voldemort?! Whoa, it must be, everyone around me is rushing for their towels and grabbing their wands. Note to self, never drop my bar of soap around these guys.
Well I’m going to dream about the girl with the Lindsey Lohan knockers and then I’m gonna……
HARRY!!
What?
This has got to stop!!
What are you talking about?
Ok, this narrative phase of yours has been going on for too long, I mean you’re really freaking people out man
Ron, I have no idea what you are talking about
Man, we’ve heard everything you’ve been thinking all day, and I mean all day.
So Cho heard the…
Yup
And you all heard the…
Uh huh
Oh My God!
Enjoy Ladies and Gent's for Today is my Harry Potter day!