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[emotenshi]

.... So I woke up this morning under a bridge somewhere. What a great way to start the day.

I don't remember what I did yesterday. Which is... kind of weird. And I don't know where the hell I am.

At least there's a McDonalds nearby. But I have the weirdest urge to become a vegetarian.

Also, An is amazing. She brought me back a dagger from

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[bananas_an]

I hope you didn't turn into a troll.

"Left Shoe Missing" sounds like a movie title. Maybe the people at the McDonalds can tell you where you are.

^_^ I'm glad you liked it!

[emotenshi]

... Ahah! Oh, no. I woke up in a puddle and everything, I don't even know...

A murder mystery? Good idea!

:D

[bananas_an]

^_^ That's good. You don't want to run into the Billy Goats Gruff.

It does! Or a spy movie.

^_^

[emotenshi]

I never actually read that story. What the hell is the Billy Goats Gruff.

Spy movie? The shoe is actually a detonation device sent by the Soviets. And the hero must find it and save his country.

So what's up?

[bananas_an]

Really? The one I'm thinking of is the first one here, the one from Norway. So if you were a troll, you wouldn't want to run into the Gruffs.

^_^ For some reason I'm picturing this spy movie crossed with Cinderella and the Prince's search.

Not much. Hot. Bored. Ignoring homework. You? Are you still lost?

[emotenshi]

I wouldn't want to be a troll in general. Aren't they supposed to be hideous? I'd.. rather be slightly decent looking.

... Oh, I get it. Shoe.... Missing... Right!

Yeah, sitting in McDonalds trying to eat, but I can't stomach the food.

[bananas_an]

You said you were under a bridge. I thought you might have been looking for a career move. ^_~

Stick with me here! The survival of the world relies on Agent Double-Oh-Kumquat finding the detonation device in time!

Did you tie one on last night? That can make you queasy.

[emotenshi]

God, I want a career in general. Being Emma's janitor for the rest of my life isn't what I wanna do, y'know?

But then he fails and everything gets blown sky high??

Tie one on...?

[bananas_an]

That won't last forever! Right?

YES! Then we can have a space opera!

Get drunk.

[emotenshi]

... I hope not? Tell me if you ever see any job openings somewhere.

And there will be singing and dancing and then dying from the lack of oxygen.

.... I don't think I did.

[bananas_an]

I'll keep an eye out. There has to be an opening, lab test subject or something.

Yes! And exploding innards!

Maybe you caught a stomach bug.

[emotenshi]

Ahahaha. That's almost as bad as what I do now. :P

And FIRE. Because fire is awesome.

.... Maybe. Could be.

[bananas_an]

I know. I was being silly. You shouldn't rely on me to find you a job. Last time I tried to find one for myself, I almost wound up as a Tatas Girl and someone made a sleazy poster from a photo they took of me.

YES! *__* Fire most definitely is awesome.

...is there something you're not saying?

[emotenshi]

... AHAH WHAT. I want to see that poster.

Flamethrowers?

I can't remember anything that happened yesterday. At all.

[bananas_an]

...okay, but don't laugh and don't tell Akira I showed you. here

I have one of those!

Hunh. Weird. You didn't get mugged, did you?

[emotenshi]

...AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god what they seriously did that? Those bastards.

You do??

.... I don't think so? I never have anything anyone wants.