want to touch the hiny
by limitedbythesky
emotantraman's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:49:26 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 03:51:57 PM
Alco Money! : $ 313
Guests of Honour
whatinthehell is a melancholy Wiccan. whatinthehell drank 18 Lagers, 1 Tequila.
redpunch is a loathsome Fundementalist Christian who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. redpunch decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
_legally_reese_ is a spiritless Taoist. _legally_reese_ drank 1 Aftershock, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
hostle_apostle is a mean-spirited Muslim. hostle_apostle drank 4 Sherrys, 9 Red Wines.
_alyssa_milano_ is a happy-go-lucky Atheist and a newbie boozer. _alyssa_milano_ drank 4 Vermouths.
dreamer906 is a demented Atheist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic who keeps a tally of how many people they've led to suicide on MSN. dreamer906 drank 5 Red Wines.
emotantraman is a happy-go-lucky Muslim. emotantraman drank 14 Vodkas, 2 Aligator Bites, 1 Cider, 2 Everclears, 1 Aligator Bite.
emotantraman is a wobegone Buddhist. emotantraman drank 18 Cognacs.
jbernoski is a bewildered Atheist. jbernoski drank 7 Aftershocks, 1 Stout, 1 Cider, 3 Goldschlagers.
Sick!
Clean up at emotantraman's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 6 of them!
Fights
redpunch was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of whatinthehell at a party hosted by someone known only as emotantraman. whatinthehell was burnt at the stake at emotantraman's home sometime around 03:10:25 PM.
'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled _alyssa_milano_ before they began bludgening redpunch to several yards from death with emotantraman's mother's ironing board.'
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that jbernoski and dreamer906 will be announcing jbernoski's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
whatinthehell was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
Random Events
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble emotantraman told emotantraman to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
emotantraman broke into emotantraman's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!
Happy New Year!
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