I Deny It All

[emosnail]

The following regarding my weekend is true:
   I was missed by about a foot by a projectile maliciously fired at me, which proceeded to explode into the wall behind me

I saw a state assemblymember and his high ranking aid flee down a dark alley in the dead of night.

I did not have relations with that woman.   Otherwise... I'm not discussing

Comments

[roxymartini]

i know the truth. i could bring your ruination! you must obey my every whim. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! its good you deny relations with "that woman" because, according to my most watchful spies, she denies relations with you as well. or, at least, she attributes any relations (that may or may not have occurred) to drunkenness.

[shid]

Who have you been denying relations with? huh?? we saw ur post. What DID you do? :P

[emosnail]

No really it was my intention in including the final fact, well, primarily to be humorous, but also to specify that the secrecy did not involve womanry. If I said specifically that I "denied" some sort of female interaction then it could perhaps be a humorous ambiguity, having placed the emphasis on my denial and not on the event; however in this case I state unequivically that there were no relations occuring during the course of the operation. All the mentioned facts are 100% true.

[shid]

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