Prehistory V
On second thought, I'm really not sure anyone actually disputes the Case 31 ruling other than a handful of nutjobs who only believe in government By the legislature For the legislature.
Poll Van Schoelandt v. ASUCD Senate
Historicity, continued
...Instead, I think I will continue the series on events that took place in the mists of time prior to livejournal. We left off in Sweden in 1998-1999.
So I returned from Sweden, arriving home 11 hours before I had to start summer school in California. The next morning I was sitting in class trying to get used to the fact that everyone was speaking English all around me. Also, while I was there taking classes for the first time, everyone else was there because they'd failed something.. so man was the class dumbed down and filled with dumbtarded people.
Returned to work lifeguarding at Wild Rivers.
Found that my best friend Alberto, who had been thoroughly preppy when I left had redefined himself as a little more edgy and gotten into "death metal" music. Unfortunately he didn't quite realize that some people found this rather scary -- for example when quiet popular girl Melody Diversa went on a date with him and was traumatized because he blasted death metal the whole time they were in his car.
And this of course was just one of many many amusing incidents of girls basically throwing themselves at Alberto and him totally bungling it.
Anyway, one day I'm talking to Alberto online and he admits he's got this crush on this redhead, Oakley, who happens to be my math teacher's daughter. So of course I'm like "Oakley? I know Oakley. She's in my MUN class, and now I'm gonna be her new best friend ;) " And then he probably called me, because he always called me the moment I said something interesting, and then I'd be like "DUDE, can't we just talk online?" and then he's like "Dude!" and... yeah.
Anyway, the next day --which would be Monday the 25th of October, 1999-- around 3:05pm, I run into Oakley by her locker with a friend. So of course I say hi and talk to her a little, and am introduced to her friend, Elena Jordanov.
To be continued...
Picture of the Day
Bailey is clearly the master of lounging
I'm clearly not the master of redeye reduction
Previously on Emosnail
Three Years Ago Last Thursday: Secret Mission - Not much to say, its secret. But those are true statements.
Three Years Ago Yesterday: Industrial Evil - More writing for ENL5F. And drinking with Natalie Kempkey again
Three Years Ago Today: The Legend of Boot - I finish The Legend of Boot "my definitive attempt at shaking my fist at all modern writing conventions." Other reviews of the story include "glaring misuses of English" and "Verily, the teacher of your class that is English of 5 must be hated by you, my friend." So you should definitely read it.
Previously on the Prehistory Series: Sweden - Spending 10th grade in Sweden...