"Rush Spermcat... ...before Spermcat rushes YOU!!"

Apr 07, 2003 23:36

   OMG the coolest thing ever.
   So you know there are those bulletin boards in the class rooms with random credit card posters and things right? Well there are. And there was one for some MCAT test.. but for some random reason it had hella room to the left of MCAT.. so after a short deliberation, my friends and I decided to write "SPER" next to it with my ubiquitous sharpie, so this massive poster says "SPERMCAT" on it in letters three inches tall. Then there was this random picture of a pregnant lady's belly on a poster right next to it so I drew an alian coming out of the belly, and then a text bubble from a doctor pictured on the same poster saying "Only one in eight Spermcat babies is actually a man eating alien." Next to this fisheye picture of someone all excitedly looking at money with the headline "earn money for college!" I wrote "in the act of undergoing the Spermcat(tm) donation process" with an arrow pointing at the guy. Then some Thai cultural dancers in funny outfits I labelled as "the Spermcat developement team!" And like.. other stuff. It was great. You had to be there. Check out Wellman 105 if you get half a chance.
   I also wrote "SPERMCAT BANANA" on a 13 inch banana I found at Kristy's place. That thing was freakin huge.

In completely unrelated news, this guy Louis or something tried to get me to rush Sig Ep today. Then five minutes later I'm talkin to Azver and Lisa about this and I'm like "can you believe someone tried to recruit ME for a frat??" and Azver whups out with this handbill for his frat, "Sammy's." Crazinss.
   This Louis guy though is like the most sincerely friendly and emanating confidence and wholesomeness guy I've ever met though I swear. So maybe I'll go to something just to humor him. I think Kalen Gallagher is part of that frat too.

In other news.. turned in my "character sketch" for English class today.. as usual it was over the prescribed list. People who read theirs in class made me want to retch. I hate people.
   Maybe I'll make the thing I wrote available on here or somewhere... or maybe not.. I dunnnoo.

Dude.. anyone know whats up with Strongbad today??

Blehtahepdakorum is now classified as "Moralistic Democracy." I don't think I've ever seen another "Moralistic Democracy" in the game so thats kinda cool but.. omg people have "some" political freedoms now, and anyway, there ain't supposed to be anything "democratic" about my dominion. Disturbing.

Hours consequetively awake: 35

strongbad, blehtahepdakorum, azver, lisa davis, kristy heidenberger, nationstates.net, spermcat, kalen gallagher

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