I Can't Believe I'm Crochety

Jul 03, 2004 00:14


   Crochety, adj - Given to crotchets; subject to whims; as, a crotchety man. -Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.





Quotes
   "You need to find a yarn that excites you"
   "Its like being in a candy store!" -overheard from two different patrons, on their excitement for yarn.

So yea. I worked again today at the yarn place inventorying books. Being the culturally depraved individual that I am I could not help but read "crocheting" as "the act or state of being crochety" in every instance - hilarity ensued. Tomorrow I have to go to Wild Rivers and swim around at 8am. I'll probably drown and forrest441 will have to pull me out. Seriously I'm so out of shape.

Also today, returning from work, mother and I (yes I work at the same place as me mum if you haven't gathered as much already) went through a sobriety check (on Los Alisos where it crosses the RR tracks for anyone around here), it was just like the one I'd been through before here in OC, with about THIRTY officers manning it.. I am NOT kidding. I've seen sobriety checkpoints in Davis as well.. they usually have one officer. No seriously you don't know how serious I am that this thirty number is NOT an exaggeration. There were mad amounts of crochety occifers, but we were sobally tober so it was a'right.

Related
   Year Ago Today: Getting Screwed By The Man 1 - Wow. I just looked at this entry after having finished writing all of the above and I totally talk about forrest441 in it (Jeff Whetstone), and my current music is PWTs - Happy Someday, which is what mine was yesterday. And it was my first day of work at the waterpark for the year. Tomorrow (Saturday) I prolly won't work there but I'll get myself on the pay roll hopefully.

yarn lady, police, wild rivers

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