Stock Answers - revisited
STOCK ANSWERS
I'm compiling a short list of stock answers ... it is my theory that one can answer any question posed with less than ten words/phrases (otherwise known as the stock answers)
Rules for reading ....
1)this is a working list - NOT FINAL - please give suggestions as to any additions, or revisions you feel are necessary
2)do not be offended by the cussing - sometimes cussing is necessary
3)LAUGH - it is a must for this list
4)TEST - put these answers to the test whenever you can't think of an answer, or don't want to answer a question
***** THE STOCK ANSWERS *****
1) "uhhhhh ... okay." [monotone]
2) "NO." [stern, but not yelling]
3) "4" [also displayed with fingers (not necessarily four of them)]
4) "You don't count." [can be an answer, or a response to someone else's answer. example: "Do you believe this list is cool?" "No." "You don't count."]
5) "I like pancakes." [or mayonnaise in extreme situations, your choice]
6) "Damnit, damnit, damnit." [no explanation needed for this one, but I like using brackets]
***** once again, please send any suggestions or comments you have *****
I'm compiling a short list of stock answers ... it is my theory that one can answer any question posed with less than ten words/phrases (otherwise known as the stock answers)
Rules for reading ....
1)this is a working list - NOT FINAL - please give suggestions as to any additions, or revisions you feel are necessary
2)do not be offended by the cussing - sometimes cussing is necessary
3)LAUGH - it is a must for this list
4)TEST - put these answers to the test whenever you can't think of an answer, or don't want to answer a question
***** THE STOCK ANSWERS *****
1) "uhhhhh ... okay." [monotone]
2) "NO." [stern, but not yelling]
3) "4" [also displayed with fingers (not necessarily four of them)]
4) "You don't count." [can be an answer, or a response to someone else's answer. example: "Do you believe this list is cool?" "No." "You don't count."]
5) "I like pancakes." [or mayonnaise in extreme situations, your choice]
6) "Damnit, damnit, damnit." [no explanation needed for this one, but I like using brackets]
***** once again, please send any suggestions or comments you have *****