okay, i wasn't going to post it, just go check it out. but it was too funny not to.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped
barley52 hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I gave
old_man_summer a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
roguebitch's purse (30 points). In September I bought porn for
fullygoldy (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-110 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
emorog